He yo, hold up! If you thought Loki was the untouchable “Bars Guardian,” the self-proclaimed “Energy Gawd,” then the #OnaPlatterofBars event on May 10, 2025, was a brutal reality check! This wasn’t a battle; it was a lyrical execution, a three-round demolition where Master P, the Greenhorn champ, reduced Loki to a whining, ranting shell of himself. Let’s be real Loki didn’t just lose; he CRASHED OUT, and the polls are screaming it louder than a megaphone in a quiet village!
Master P: The Building Shaker
From the first second, Master P came out swinging like a wrecking ball! Round one? ELECTRIFYING. Round two? EXPLOSIVE. Round three? A full-on EARTHQUAKE! His bars hit like grenades, every punchline landing with the force of a tsunami. The crowd lost their minds screaming, jumping, feeding off his energy like it was free Wi-Fi. Master P didn’t just rap; he owned the stage, commanded the mic, and had the entire venue shaking like a club on a Friday night. You could feel the heat through your screen! This greenhorn proved he’s a monster, and the fans ate it up like it was a five-star meal. Master P, you’re a beast!
Loki: The Energy Gawd That Fizzled Out
Now, let’s talk about Loki—or rather, the ghost of Loki. This so-called “Energy Gawd” showed up like his battery was on 1%! Low energy, dragging setups that bored the crowd worse than a power outage. Round one, he tried a little, landed one or two decent bars that got a nod, but after that? Pure snooze-fest! His long-winded schemes dragged like a bad movie sequel, and the crowd checked out. To top it off, his mic was acting up, sound team fixed it eventually, but by then, nobody cared. This was Loki’s worst battle since he stepped into the ring. An absolute disaster, worse than a rookie choking on their debut! Loki, what happened? Did you forget how to rap?
The Polls: A Historic Humiliation
Think I’m exaggerating? Check the polls! Battle Rap Africa dropped fan polls, and Loki didn’t just lose, he got buried. The margin was wider than an ocean! It’s the most embarrassing gap in battle rap history, no debate. Every single poll crowned Master P the king, and the numbers don’t lie. Loki’s fans, where are you hiding? Your boy took an L that’ll sting for a decade!
Loki’s Meltdown: Ranting Like a Sore Loser
Instead of taking his loss like a professional, Loki’s acting like a toddler who lost his toy! Since the battle dropped, he’s been a Twitter terrorist blocking fans, cussing out anyone who dares say Master P bodied him. His latest meltdown was with Banks Reactions, who did a live reaction and roasted Loki for his trash performance. Banks clowned him, and Loki started ranting like his life depended on it. Omo, Loki, relax! You can’t curse your way to a win. Your bars flopped, your energy tanked, and now you’re fighting fans? You’re your own worst enemy!
The Verdict: Loki, Go Sit Down!
This battle was a masterclass in domination and disaster. Master P proved he’s the future of this game his bars were razor-sharp, his stage presence was pure fire, and the crowd loved him more than free jollof. Loki? He embarrassed himself so badly, his career might need a reboot. Battle Rap Africa, if you haven’t seen this battle, run to YouTube now! Master P vs. Loki is a must-watch, if only to witness a champ rise and a “gawd” crumble.
What’s your take? Have you watched the battle? Do you agree Master P destroyed Loki, or do you have a different view? Drop your comments below, but if you’re defending Loki, abeg, come with a solid argument, because the polls and the crowd aren’t lying!
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